I work too much, but I'm glad my management appreciates it. This month I got a free trip to a guesthouse from my boss. I thought I'd take a break from work now! Free food, TV and fresh air, that's all I wanted from this life. But, damn it, it was all ruined by the staff! That girl was literally stalking me! She wouldn't leave my side, she sucked the life out of me. Yes, that's right, from my penis. Instead of a long-awaited vacation, I had to please her damn near every day so much that after all that, work seemed like a real vacation!
